best 3 things of being a pirate??
let's see...
1)no need to follow black and white (law)...
as a the captain of the pirate...we set our own rules!!!
sail freely...
NO FORMAL LETTER needed to get approval...
save cost, save time and save the earth(PAPERLESS)!!
2)NO INCOME TAX!!!
have you even heard of pirate paying income tax??
OF CUZ NO!!!
you can reserve and use all your hard earned $$!!
thats mean...
we need no accountant to help up how to reduce tax or...
"RUN" tax!!
save cost,save time and save the accountant(cuz it might be illegal to RUN tax)!!
3)NO SUMMON...
in pirate world...you free to "DRIVE" your ship!!!
no traffic police will go after you cuz of double parking...
but we still have to be a responsible captain!!!
many life in our hand...we dont want our BROTHERs die of accident...
so whats the benefit??
NO TRAFFIC JAM,save cost (not need to pay summon & DUIT KOPI)...
so, would you like to be a pirate?
i'm recruiting new pirate....
wakakkakka....
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